Perks of being my girlfriend:
•I give amazing massages.
•I’ll cuddle you during a thunderstorm.
•I’m a great cook.
•I won’t complain if you sleep a lot.
•You can use my Netflix account.
•We can take showers together.
•I’ll kiss you all the time. Even in public.
•I’d gladly show you off.
•You can play with my hair.
•I’ll buy you a shit ton of things.
She’s beautiful, but there’s really nothing I can do about it.